Glossary

What the heck are we talking about, anyway?

Batt Mush	Matt Bush (pitcher, not shortstop)
Branyan the Manyan	Russell Branyan
Claw	Cla Meredith
Crudge	Left-field platoon of Jose Cruz Jr. and Terrmel Sledge
DS	Ducksnorts
Girly Mouth	Hiram Bocachica
HVC	Human Victory Cigar, currently Kevin Cameron
IGD	In-Game Discussion
Jenga	Milton Bradley
Mashin' Macedonian	Kevin Kouzmanoff
NOG	Non-Orange Giles, aka Marcus Giles
OG	Orange Giles, aka Brian Giles
Pepe Negro	Bud Black
P-Mac	Paul McAnulty
PPR	Padres Prospect Report
Shakespeare	Josh Bard
Silent L	Geoff Blum